Strongest Pair (Shizuo x Reader) by pikamel, literature
Literature
Strongest Pair (Shizuo x Reader)
"Like, the strongest man around? Shizuo Heiwajima, definitely. But, like, there's this girl, same age and stuff. She wears brass knuckles, like, all the time. She's, like, the strongest woman around here, like, yeah."
Shuji Niekawa listened closely to the three girls at a table one night. He was a reporter, but his own curiosity got the best of him and he traveled to Ikebukuro to find out just who the strongest was. Although there were some various answers, there were two names that continued to pop up. Shizuo Heiwajima and...
"Like, I think her name's (F/n) (L/n). (H/c) hair, (e/c) eyes. Like, I totally ran into her the other day, you know
Sasuke Uchiha (Naruto Shippuden) TF TG (Request) by AnimeGamer30, literature
Literature
Sasuke Uchiha (Naruto Shippuden) TF TG (Request)
Anna was at an anime convention in her hometown for the day. When she was looking at the items for sale, she saw mostly Dragon Ball Z and Pokémon items for sale. However, one thing that got Anna's attention was a replica of Sasuke Uchiha's sword for only 99¢. "Wow, Sasuke's sword for just a dollar? I'm so buying it!" said Anna. She paid for the sword and some other anime merchandise, spent some more time at the convention and went home.
On the way home, Anna was caught by a couple of thugs who wanted that sword for themselves. "Hey you! Give us that sword right now, or suffer the consequences," said one of the thugs. Anna wanted to
Loki and I Know It (Sexy and I Know It parody) by InTheDeepEnd, literature
Literature
Loki and I Know It (Sexy and I Know It parody)
This is a parody of LMFAO's "Sexy and I Know It." I suggest playing the song while you read this.
(Yeah. Yeah.)
When I strut on by, Fangirls be like "damn he's mine"
I step to the beat, Thor's thunder is totally sweet, yeah
This is how I roll, reindeer antlers outta control
Hu-mans were made to be ruled
Better watch out, 'cause Here I go, yo...
You'll Kneel before me
You'll Kneel before me
You'll Kneel before me
W-W-Without doubt
(x2)
When I walk into Asgard,
This is what I see (okay)
All the Gods stop and they glare at me.
My skin is turning blue and I ain't afraid to show it-
(show it, show it, show it)
I'm Loki and I know